Anita Fingerbang

Anita honed her skills for loosening morals and lifting skirts out on the Hoosier playgrounds of Southern Indiana. By the first grade she was infamous for pinching My Little Ponies and getting sent home for inappropriate attire. Always a good student, Anita’s careful note-taking skills paid off as she developed the finger dexterity of a stenographer. Soon she was scamming more than My Little Ponies, Capri-Suns, and candy bars, and had segued into stealing lip gloss and allowance.

Growing up on the wrong side of the tracks, Anita has always been bucking up against authority, relishing the opportunity to subvert the system- to even the score. She sees herself as a liberator of closed minds, manually stimulating the status quo and encouraging women everywhere to declare their independence. Just watch out, she’ll tickle your fancy and then steal your lunch money!