Bombshell Shock

Bombshell Shock’s mother–a butch, no-nonsense electrician–was surprised and horrified to learn she was pregnant after spending a drunken night in the arms of a prettyboy Playgirl model. Realizing that everyone in her small Georgia town would now learn of her embarrassing heterosexual slip-up, she moved to Atlanta and claimed she had been the victim of a freak turkey baster incident. Those who noticed Bombshell’s shockingly good looks and keen home decorating sense, however, always suspected there was more to the story…

Being beautiful hasn’t always been easy for Bombshell. She routinely suffers being chased down the street by horny hordes of men and women clamoring for a date. She first took up roller skating as a means of keeping ahead of these sex-crazed mobs. She also moved to Indiana where the less intense heat and humidity helps squelch some of the ardor of the multitudes. She then joined BHRG in the hopes that a few disfiguring scars and swollen bruises would draw attention away from her pretty face and shapely figure. Plus, she really enjoys color-coordinating her tank tops with her knee socks.