Killer Kindness

Killer Kindness was born a sweet country girl in the backwoods country surrounding Boonville, Indiana. Her parents dressed her in pink, took her to church, made sure she always ate her vegetables, and taught her to skate before she could even walk. As she grew up, she never missed curfew, always got good grades, and never said anything unkind to anyone. She was the quintessential “good girl” until the day she was bludgeoned half to death by a little old lady she was trying to help across the street. It was then, when her whole life flashed before her eyes, Killer finally realized that she needed to hurt somebody.

With her psychological stability eradicated, Killer Kindness went on a spree of mutilation, preying mainly on puppies and the elderly across the Midwest with a wink and a smile. Local deputies actually coined the nickname Killer Kindness because she used her sweet smile and seemingly pleasant disposition to lull several officers into a false sense of security before leaping on them and chewing off an eyebrow. Nineteen deputies had to have reconstructive surgery before Killer Kindness went into hiding with the Bleeding Heartland Rollergirls where her innocent looks and killer instinct have lured many an opposing rollergirl to their ultimate downfall.