Party Foul

“Hers is the first mess of the night! Oops! Sorry, dudes!”

The legend of Party Foul is no ordinary tall tale-it is a peculiar story that is passed only through the hushed whispers of those brave, dark strangers who were there to witness the speed and force of our main character. Let us begin our tale:

Some say Party Foul is the ultimate party monster, with a Dionysian spirit that could not be tamed. She knew nothing but the world of wine, food, and dancing. Party Foul was always the first to arrive at any gathering and, with one final belch, the one to finish off the last keg. However, Party Foul soon became bored with her mediocre level of partying, and craved a more intense and satisfying method of getting down.

Suddenly, she had a brilliant idea! She grabbed an old pair of roller skates from her attic, strapped them to her feet, and took off to the next social gathering. Her mind raged with the desire to consume more then anyone else-to become the supreme partying beast! Party Foul skated from person to person so fast that she was visible only as a flash of reddish light, and from each individual she snatched up their drinks and furiously knocked em’ back.

Unfortunately, as everyone knows, too much of a good thing becomes a not-so-good thing. Realizing that her behavior was indicative of a drinking problem, Party Foul spent a brief stint in a rehabilitation facility. Now, instead of knocking back beers, she can be found knocking down roller derby players on the track. Watch out!

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