Roxy Shox

Jammer, Pivot & Blocker

Roxy Shox was found in a dumpster when she was
six weeks old and is rumored to be the love
child of Rosanne Barr and John Waters. She
spent her formative years being shuffled through
juvenile detention centers and under went some
90 unsuccessful rounds of shock therapy to control
her "unladylike behavior". She ran away from
foster care in high school with 3 dollars and her
roller skates making money as a skating, dancing
waitress at truck stops and upscale 50's style
drive-in diners. In 1998 she skated from
Hollywood to Nowhere, IN. where she lived on
the streets with her 5 cats until she was
discovered by her mentor and coach,
Anida Coppa Feel, who attempted to "solve"
her Burt Reynolds problem when he refused to cast
Roxy as Roller Girl in his film, Boogie Nights.

Currently, Roxy, is vying for the role of Dorothy
in a rendition of The Wizard of Oz on roller
skates with her cats cast as the flying monkeys
and Paris Hilton as The Wicked Witch of the West.