“Skaters stay out of her way! She’s gotta fight for her right to party!”
Number: 24 7
Season: 3
Signature Move: Spider legs
Favorite drink: The blood of my enemies…. Oh I mean bourbon and ginger ale
Boutfit trademark piece: Eye star
Favorite part of roller derby: When my defensive and I team break the spirit of the opposing jammer, getting to coach such an awesome group of people, and when Dick Smack talks about the House of Shock
Favorite Rollergirl: Bombshell Shock
Worst Injury: Broken and displaced fibula. Plate and screws to repair.
Best injury: When I thought I’d broken my thumb by jamming it into the ass of one of the Windy City All-Stars in the first jam of a scrimmage. Turns out their butts are very firm.
Favorite Rollergirl: Bombshell Shock
Roller Girl of the Week: Shock ‘n Roll
