“She’ll crack you open like a donkey pinata!”
“!Ella le agrietará abierto como un piñata del burro!”
Number: 50 pesos
Season: 3
Nickname: T.J.
Signature move: Knocking the hell out of skinny girls, The Scream
Trademark: The Tutu (duh)
Favorite Drink: Purple Drank, 40oz malt liquor with a capful spilled for my fallen homies
Who would play me in a Hollywood movie: RuPaul
