Sweet Baby Jebus

Referee

Sweet B’Jebus, born out of euphemistic blasphemy and savior to pledge drive drop-outs, spent his early life searching the world for the trollops, miscreants and reprobates who might benefit most from his saving graces. On missions from Bangkok to Bemidji, Jebus sought to comfort those whom the world had turned its’ back on or forgotten. Unceasingly optimistic that even the most sinister and sinful heart could find redemption, Jebus shrieked in abject terror when he came upon the women of BHRG. Years of meditation and prayer finally led to the revelation that he would have to spend the rest of his life ministering to them alone. Through a strict regimen of Confession of Fouls and Penance in the Penalty Box, a new light and hope has shone upon the Bleeding Heartland. Bedeviled by temptation at every turn, Sweet B’Jebus continues to officiate the girls in the Tao of Pious Bouting in the hopes they might skate eternally on the Flat Track of Righteousness.