Margles McNasty

“She’ll make the stain, then lick it up!”

The Irie Irish Instigator

Margles started out as a peaceful rollerskating veterinary technician. She loved animals, skating, and knitting. Her rollerskating had always enhanced her work, until one day, while restraining a ferile feline for a blood draw, Marlges spooked the cat with her squeaky wheels and found herself the victim of a not-so-freak cat attack! After contracting cat scratch fever, Margles went insane. The fever went to her brain and caused a severe personality change, which is how she became McNasty. Her new mission is to torture humans and animals alike, as often as possible… on skates. Her new favorite past-times include mutilating rollergirls, pulling the wings off flies, and setting cats on fire. Watch out for her on the track, Margles McNasty is crazy and out for blood!

2010 Flatliners
2009 Flatliners (co-captain)
2009 Slaughter Scouts
2008 Flatliners
2008 Farm Fatales
2007 Flatliners