Tijuana Momma

“She’ll crack you open like a donkey pinata!”
“!Ella le agrietará abierto como un piñata del burro!”

Tijuana Momma Number: 50 pesos
Nickname: T.J.

Signature move: Knocking the hell out of skinny girls, The Scream

Trademark: The Tutu (duh)

Favorite Drink: Purple Drank, 40oz malt liquor with a capful spilled for my fallen homies

Who would play me in a Hollywood movie: RuPaul

Roller Girl of the Week: Tijuana Momma